Bullet in your bubblegoose
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Weallrecentlycamedownwiththecrudfirstastomachvirus,nowacoldandfinally,theonlylingeringsymptomsaredrippytoddlernosesandcoughs。

Tobyhasbeencrackingmeuplately,butIcouldntquiteputmyfingeronwhy。

Everytimeheaskstohavehisnosewiped,hesays,Wipemy/thenose,butitcomesoutsoundingmorelikeWipe-a-noose,orBup-a-noose,dependingonhispronunciation,myearsortheamountofothernoisearoundus。

Thesecondfunnypronunciationscratchedatmymemory,ticklingatsomethingfrommySouthParkwatchingdaysincollege。

YouTube,Iloveyou(butwhydontyouallowusername/emailchanges?

)。

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Eleanorputmeinmyplacetoday。

Iwassittinginachairwithonelegoutstretchedandtheothertuckedunderneathme。

Shepointedatmyfoot,said,Sockoff,andproceededtoyankoffmysock(ashea-infusedloungesockfromBathBodyworksmygirlknowsluxurywhensheseesit),sitonthefloorinfrontofme,yankoffoneofherownsocksandreplaceitwithmine。

ShethenpluckedmypantsonthelegIhadtuckedtillIofferedupmyotherfoot。

Yank。

Yank。

Pullon。

ThenshegotupandwalkedoffwiththesocksIhadjustbeenwearing。

Iwasrobbedofmysocksbya2yearold。

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Callistaisnowspendinghalfherdayasking,How[you]doing?

Youcansometimesmakeouttheyou,butshemostlyomitsit(whichistrickyforthe25percentofherdayshespendsaskingWhat[you]doing?

Youneedtobeacloselisteneraroundhere)。

Shesometimesasksseveraltimesinarowandoftenseveraltimeswithinjustafewminutes。

Thatsunderstandableconsideringtoddlersmoodschangeatthedropofahat,sowereallplacatingherquestionswithhonestandvariousanswers。

Today,shewasprettyexcitedtolearnandrepeat,Fantastic!

Nextup:emphasisontheyouinHowYOUdoing?

Iplantoraisesecond-generationFriendsfans。

Tilltheyreoldenoughtoenjoymyfavoritepopculturetreats,Iliketeachingmykidsphrasesandsongspurelyformyownentertainment。

Whyelsewouldthree2-year-oldsneedtohearthemusicintheirHarryPottersnowglobebeforetheygotosleep?

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Thesealljusthappenedtoday,soyoucanimaginetheamountoffunny/cutethathappensherethatIstrugglewithoversharingforthesakeofeveryparenthavingfunnystoriesandforthesakeofmychildrensprivacy。

Doestheworldreallywanttoknowthesethings,andwillmygrown-olderkidsappreciatetheirmamagigglingaboutthemwiththeInternet?

Idontknowtheanswertoeither,soItendtoholdbackalot。

Imstillnewatthis,butImnotsureIlleverknowtheanswertothosequestions。


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